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Stories That Could Have Been Posted To Facebook But Were Not
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Stories That Could Have Been Posted To Facebook But Were Not. Some humorous some serious, some we are not so sure.
A perfect gift for anyone who can read or is trying to learn and needs practice.
Tippy The Cripple
by James B Rasmussiensteiner
James arrived in the United States at a very young age and after a few years attained fluency in English which he adopted as his main language for both speaking and writing. When he first arrived he was very weak and required hospitalization but after only a short stay was released and spent the rest of his youth in good health. American food suited him well (especially pizza) and he developed more than a passing fondness for carbonated beverages. His acquaintance with the use of a cane came about in his later years because of his right foot, but it would only hurt when he put weight on it sometimes. In his earlier years there was much about the American school system that he did not like, but he adjusted and graduated from an American high school and later traveled around much of the country. James is very proud of his United States Citizenship and has an American flag.
Tippy The Cripple
Bedtime stories for potentially delinquent children, mildly challenged adults, with a sprinkling of legal terminology for all and sundry.
by James B Rasmussiensteiner
Humor that sneaks up on you (if you are smart and wise). Warm lighthearted with
gentle attempts at wisdom. Humor on different levels that might make some of you
squirt milk out of your nose so be forewarned. Humor without any bad words.
Happy endings (except for those who die). Crimes stopped by citizens and police.
Gripping intrigue as loyal Americans work to thwart an Islamic terrorist (with
the help of the military and a real general watching from a safe distance). Many
different flavors of doughnuts. Several wrinkly babies (after proper marriage,
of course). Marriage counseling. And much much more. We sincerely hope that this
is not the last book you read. With all due respect if this book does not make
you laugh it may be a sign that you are a bad person and you should get "checked
out."
Dissembled comments:
Humor at its best (sort of).
Very funny.
Delightful.
Well worth killing the innocent trees to get the paper for this one.
It made me choke. I almost died. (Attorney said to tell you that we'll be in touch)
The sequel is bigger and has more pages, why?
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New Sequel: Jimmy Lee Sue Bob
Jeanie Sue and Tippy adopt a kitten
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The hilariously funny adventures of Tippy the Cripple continue along with the addition of a nice cat named Jimmy Lee Sue Bob and more new friends and acquaintances that even include a real dentist. There is ongoing drama at the doughnut shop and a new detective for the rich widow Jenny. Of course there is a good sized load of babies tagging along with Tippy and Jeanie Sue including one who rises to the level of head baby. Drone bunkers and American spies also show up here and there along with the high tech military industrial complex known as Wet Water. The all girl rock band keeps giving their annual July 4th free concert once a year and other exciting things. If you enjoyed Tippy the Cripple we absolutely guarantee that you might just like this book too and it is even a little bit bigger with more pages and stuff. Good clean funny humor without profanity and absolutely no detail regarding things that only married people are supposed to do. Many references to babies but with no detail whatsoever about how they were made. Of course there is a bit of romantic comedy. Any similarity to the characters in this book with anyone living or dead could be very embarrassing (well, obviously not to the dead ones, but you knew that...). If you have never had a book dedicated to you then this might just be the book for you and could make you happy. We have even included helpful tips for dental health for you and your whole family.